Q: How does Bill Gates get fresh air into his mansion?
A: One clicks on an icon, and a window opens!
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Pankaj , Bangalore |
Said the Yenta: "Stop asking me for more details. I already told you more
than I heard."
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Rahul, Delhi |
When I was young, I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is! |
Vicky, Delhi |
Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money. |
Preeti, Mumbai |
What is considered enough money? Just a little bit more. |
Meenu, Noida |
Studying expands knowledge,
Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts,
Corruption is a crime,
Crime does not pay.
Why study?
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Yamini, Delhi |
Colleges do not make fools, they only develop them.... |
Gunjan, Delhi |
MS-DOS is like the US rail system. It is there, but people just ignore it and find other ways of getting where they want to go. |
Payal, Delhi |
Q: How many computer scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "Five. Two write the specifications, one to prove their validity and two to implement it."
Q: "Well, how many hackers does it take?"
A: "One. But, hackers do not turn on the lights."
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Shikha , Chennai |
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