Q: How does Bill Gates get fresh air into his mansion? A: One clicks on an icon, and a window opens! Pankaj ,  Bangalore

Said the Yenta: "Stop asking me for more details. I already told you more than I heard." Rahul,  Delhi

When I was young, I used to think that money was the most important thing in life. Now that I am old, I know it is! Vicky,  Delhi

Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money. Preeti, Mumbai

What is considered enough money? Just a little bit more. Meenu, Noida

Studying expands knowledge, Knowledge is power, Power corrupts, Corruption is a crime, Crime does not pay. Why study? Yamini, Delhi

Colleges do not make fools, they only develop them.... Gunjan, Delhi

MS-DOS is like the US rail system. It is there, but people just ignore it and find other ways of getting where they want to go. Payal, Delhi

Q: How many computer scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Five. Two write the specifications, one to prove their validity and two to implement it." Q: "Well, how many hackers does it take?" A: "One. But, hackers do not turn on the lights." Shikha, Chennai

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